Well I’m out of school with a concussion so submit stuff?

Send me storie, I’ve been neglecting this blog and today and tomorrow are the only days in the next 2 weeks that I can update

make sure they’re hilariously bad

or slash

You can always tell that girls write fanfics because when they’re writing from a guys POV and they’re describing eyes or clothes, they never say blue or yellow or red or just basic colors. They say “mustard” and “aquamarine” and “teal”

Guys aren’t as particular about colors or details at all.

“Cab,” James said.  “Two cabs.  And you,” he turned his head slightly toward Liz, “you thought it was Cash Cab from TV.  You kept yelling out answers.  Then you decided you were wrong, told the driver he had to let you out right there and tried to climb out the window.”

I’m literally in tears omg

Send me requests because I stayed home from school and I’m really bored. 

He tastes like toothpaste and coffee. 

And that’s attractive how?

He hands me his iphone that’s identical to mine,

20 bucks they get their phones mixed up at some point in the story

His nose really is quite large. I suppose I should be polite and call it sturdy.

The proper term is beak

Anonymous asked: link please to this 'wonderful' Bruins story you're reading

http://stories.mibba.com/read/449826/Im-Just-a-Kid-That-Tried-Too-Hard

i NEVER do bruins stories, so this is kinda weird

I meet Tyler down at the ice. He texted me during the break after the second quarter to meet him there when I was ready. 

So are you at a celtics game or a bruins game?

If you’re at a celtics game then why the fuck is there ice

if it’s a bruins game than why are you talking about quarters